(Source: wordsbetweenbreaths)
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
(Source: conversationparade, via awesomephilia)
| President Josiah Bartlet: | I don't support racial profiling. |
| Sam Seaborn: | Your nominee for Attorney General did. Can you tell us why you nominated him? |
| Bartlet: | Why? |
| Seaborn: | Yes. |
| Bartlet: | 'Cause bite me, that's why. |
| CJ Cregg: | It's a legitimate question. |
| Bartlet: | It's been almost four years, Sam. How long do you want to say, "I told you so?" |
| Josh Lyman: | He wasn't saying, "I told you so," sir. We need an answer on Rooker. |
| Bartlet: | What's wrong with "bite me"? |
| Josh: | I think we'd lose. |
| Toby Ziegler: | Not in New Jersey. |