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The cast of Matilda reenacted the Bruce Bogtrotter cake scene for the movies 17th anniversary [x]

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Charts Only People Who Live In Westeros Will Understand

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My favorite movies - Stardust (2007)

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You know, we always called each other good fellas. Like you said to, uh, somebody, “You’re gonna like this guy. He’s all right. He’s a good fella. He’s one of us.” You understand? We were good fellas. Wiseguys.

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Middle Earth from Space!  These brilliant people have created a series of images of Middle Earth if it was seen from space…or from Valinor, I suppose.

Check them out:

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The tables have turned.


The tables have turned.

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breaking news: ne ws

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a darker and edgier more serious show than buffy the vampire slayer 

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As humans, we waste the shit out of our words. It’s sad. We use words like “awesome” and “wonderful” like they’re candy. It was awesome? Really? It inspired awe? It was wonderful? Are you serious? It was full of wonder? You use the word “amazing” to describe a goddamn sandwich at Wendy’s. What’s going to happen on your wedding day, or when your first child is born? How will you describe it? You already wasted “amazing” on a fucking sandwich.
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Hotel showers are really weird because they can range anywhere from “gently peeing on you” to “I fear for the safety of my nipples”

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Clever way of getting his features in there

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Utilizing the critical thinking skills and greater levels of maturity assumed by my college degree, I deduced that I could make butt pancakes.




the essence of tumblr: cute food escalated to (almost) porn

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