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atfierce:

escapedgoat:

losthopesandfadeddreams:

be-blackstar:

"their chicken is really spicy" 
"beware, the injera is spicy"
"the water is spicy" 

"the air was spicy"

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ROFL!

(via theangryviolinist)

andropomorphine:

americankopite:

Dude, I don’t know if anybody told you, but we have this little thing called physics.

I had to reblog this again…

andropomorphine:

americankopite:

Dude, I don’t know if anybody told you, but we have this little thing called physics.

I had to reblog this again…

(via cravenaddict)

electricbloom:

thelovehater:

suicideblonde:

BUDDY COP MOVIE GOING ON HERE

True Detective Season Two

I’d watch it.

(via bookshop)

mainstreet-musicalchairs:

fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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Story of my life

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that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

IM IN CLASS AND IM LAUGHING SO HARD.

(via myarmsareridiculous)

angrystarfish:

im gonna throw this at everyone

(via thelesbianguide)

jetstream-tormod:

libertarian-dharma-initiative:

CONSENT TO SEX IS CONSENT TO PREGNANCY

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And in other news, if you cross the road, don’t get upset if you get hit by a car.

(via releasethemurderbirds)

Spice World was a cinematic masterpiece and fuck you for thinking otherwise.

(via regalkinghiddles)

Buffy Summers + not enjoying television

(via ratherembarrassing)

theboredvegetarian:

The Breakfast Club

(via dutchster)

zakuro-san:

kourtneyklaudiakarter:

I DIDN’T EVEN FULLY SEE THIS BEFORE I REBLOGGED IT. IT’S GREAT.

Oh, yes, yes, these leaves seem alright I’m just going to HAARRGRBLARGHRHAAAGRHRGHAHRARRGHGHGHHHH

(via whendoiturnbackintoapumpkin)

claphne:

remember when the teacher dragged a tv on wheels like this kind of thing

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and you knew it was gonna be an awesome day

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