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fotisha:

they call him clawed monet

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merylstreepmovies:

Kramer Vs. Kramer (1979)

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lepreas:

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toinfinityandbeyonce:

what if you woke up one day and you were hot

idk i’d probably open the window or something

I CANT BREAHTE

idk you should probably open a window or something

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everinmyheart:

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saintlukas:

matchless:

*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*

*ok let’s shoot for 21*

*Alright 25 here we come*

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Teamwork makes the dream work

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Football Challenge [1/2] Clubs
↳ Liverpool FC

afootballobserver:

Freiburg 0-1 Borussia Dortmund [Bundesliga] 09/03/2014

Sebastian Kehl 58’ (Assist: Kevin Großkreutz)

afootballobserver:

Freiburg 0-1 Borussia Dortmund [Bundesliga] 09/03/2014

Sebastian Kehl 58’ (Assist: Kevin Großkreutz)

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versacegravy:

awwww-cute:

The webcam is set to shoot only one frame in every minute, so the chances of catching this were nearly impossible, but there it is!

SELFIE

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dietcocoa:

Do you wanna build a snowman

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Or ride our bikes around the hall

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Careful, honey, it’s loaded,” he said, reentering the bedroom.

Her back rested against the headboard. “This for your wife?”

“No. Too chancy. I’m hiring a professional.”

“How about me?”

He smirked. “Cute. But who’d be dumb enough to hire a lady hit man?”

She wet her lips, sighting along the barrel.

“Your wife.

"Bedtime Story", Jeffrey Whitmore (via arbryna)

i have a whole anthology of stories in 50 words or less, and this one’s in there!

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"Eat me, Sebastain. It’s okay for guys like you and Court to fuck everyone but when I do it, I get dumped for innocent little twits like Cecile. God forbid, I exude confidence and enjoy sex. Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine 24/7 just so I can be considered a lady?"

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givemeinternet:

Timeout changes a man…

givemeinternet:

Timeout changes a man…

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tigerbun:

shining-magically:

clarasoswalds:

THIS GUY DOES A COVER OF LET IT GO IN THE VOICES OF DIFFERENT DISNEY/PIXAR CHARACTERS OH MY GOD 

Petition to have this man take over all of Jim Cummings’s roles should the torch ever need to be passed. Pete and Pooh were PERFECT.

OMFG

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