A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”
i dont get it
No one explain it
After the Roman drinks the beers, he tells the bartender, “I want a martinus.”
"Don’t you mean a martini?”
"If I wanted two, I would’ve asked for them."
Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? Everybody.
Smelly cat, smelly cat
It’s not your fault.
They won’t take you to the vet.
You’re obviously not their favorite pet.
It may not be a bed of roses.
And you’re no friend to those with noses.
Uh, Ross, those are the only lines we have, sorry.
im really pissed that palindrome isnt palindrome backwards
Ah, yes but emordnilap is a word!
An emornilap is any word that, when spelled backwards, produces another word. Examples of emordnilap pairs include:
- desserts & stressed
- drawer & reward
- gateman & nametag
- time & emit
- laced & decal
- regal & lager
And therefore “emordnilap palindrome” is an emordnilap palindrome.
Which I, for one, think is really frickin’ cool.