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ericscissorhands:

My variant of: (X)

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bluetrekker12:

deelylah86:

"In the mountains north of here there’s this little stream that comes down into this lake…The water is so clear it’s like looking through glass. I’m thinking of building a cabin."

I never loved any fictional character like I love(d) Laura Roslin

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fuckyeah1990s:

Bill Gates jumping over a chair

Q u e e n you shall be…”

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orangeitnblack:

fuckyeah-alexvause:

o-i-t-n-b:

How to get a girlfriend:

  1. Go up to her and say, “Before I met you, the sun was like a yellow grape, but now it looks like fire in the sky. Why? Because you light a fire inside me.”
  2. Nickname her “Dandelion”
  3. Tell her you’d throw your pie for her, and then proceed to do so, in a violent manner, toward a fellow near said conquest.

and whatever you do, DO NOT piss on the floor of her shared bunk while she sleeps

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srsfunny:

Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeperhttp://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

srsfunny:

Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeper
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obsessed-with-identical-people:

she forgets her own characters sweet lord

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latenightseth:

Amy Poehler’s reaction to Chris Pratt’s surprise package is priceless.

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You ain’t never had a friend like me!

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